The Difference Between Baseball Players and Isaiah

Me: Isaiah needs new clothes. His legs are getting too long. Thank God my mom bought some new clothes for him because I hate cutting the feet off of those pajamas.

Nick: I saw that baseball outfit though. That fit him well.

Me: For now, but it’s starting to get tight. That’s the first time he wore that, too!

Nick: Well, baseball uniforms are actually supposed to fit like that, slightly form-fitting.

Me: You realize, though, that it’s a BABY OUTFIT that supposed to mimic a baseball uniform. He’s not really supposed to be an actual baseball player.

Bottom line – he needs bigger clothes.